order of the phoenix + chapters
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
Glamour finally speaking my language
how did emma watson manage to graduate from one of the most prestigious universities while filming and doing press for at least like one movie every year she was there i can barely manage attending university and washing my hair maybe twice a week
With a time-turner, duh
HoO + text posts
all art by minuiko
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
THIS never gets old.
happy 33rd birthday, harry james potter.
Happy Birthday, Neville Longbottom! (July 30)
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid